[ LOL / 塗鴉]
yo papa so dumb he lost to a rookie
To the Y, to the A, to the N, to the G
she’s the Macmama dragon from Vale City, ya heard?
Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt
She’s Ms. Step on my Face
Crow: CROW YES!
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY swapcats!!!! This is for you! :D
Big Spoon, Little Spoon
Vi blinks groggily up at the ceiling, runs a hand over her face, as if to wipe away whatever cloud of compliant hunger settled so eagerly into her limbs when Caitlyn started giving orders in her underpants.
“That was… fuggin’ incredible,” she murmurs, turning her eyes to the woman whose arms are wrapped around her shoulders. Vi knew she’d like it but she didn’t think she’d like it quite so much. She’s still reeling.
Caitlyn smiles at her and then kisses her forehead. As she starts to move back again, Vi darts forward to kiss her properly on the lips. It’s a soft kiss and remarkably tame in comparison to the previous events of the evening but it’s exactly what Vi wants right now while she’s floating gently down to reality.
This is somehow even cuter today. Thank you, Kini! <3
THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
KITTY’S BACK IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME
sO MY FRIEND POINTED OUT SOMETHIN ON MARK’S TWITTER ON PICs AND VIDEOs…
just because you are a badass warrior woman who can cut a man in half doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy some goddamned delicate pretty needlework.
Cat with a laser pointer taped to its head
humankind has perfected the perpetual motion machine
One day, the light touched me. I knew what it was. It was God himself, speaking to me. He told me what I had to do. I was chosen, to rescue lost souls and guide them pass the end of this world and into the next. I became the Savior.
Good evening everyone. Sorry I’m late. I’ve been a little dead to the world…
But I’m back now. Questions?